So they decided to deshelve some sexist panties.
The underpants [which aren't even red and green] were pulled from shelves due to a deluge of complaints, yet still I am quite concerned for anyone who unwraps a pair of these Christmas morning. The vagina = money philosophy is incredibly chauvinistic [the part of the slogan written on the rum-pa-pa-rump reads "...when you've got Santa!", essentially referring to the sugar daddy stereotype in the most Christmas-y of ways]. News flash: Women are more than vaginas, and vaginas are more than banks. This underpants ideology belongs in the tenth circle of Hell once reserved for "Math is hard, let's go shopping!" Barbie. What really bothers me is that these undergarments aren't hidden in some sleaze shop where they might be more appropriate. They're a junior's item, which means little girls [because what junior actually shops in their dept.?] will be wearing them.
Besides, since when did Santa want a little extra sumthin'-sumthin' with his milk and cookies?
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